BE LIKE THE WILLOW TREE 18+

Le hubby thinks I'm an internet junkie... Sometimes, I think so too. So, I'm browsing and somehow opened an article titled '10 Best Sex Position for Women for Maximum Pleasure'. Hey I said I 'stumbled' on the page. It just magically appeared on my screen. ( that's my story and I'm sticking to it).

So, thinking I'm going to learn one or two new moves in the sack, I proceed to read and mid way, around number five or so....I stop, try to do the move ( hubby is away so I am free to be foolish), and think to myself ...who writes these things? who does these things? Am I missing a trick here? Am I the only woman in the world whose bones aren't made of rubber?

I shall proceed to share some positions. Please be warned that you have to be a willow to remain in some of these positions beyond four minutes without loss of blood circulation:

The Crossed Keys: In the Crossed Keys position, she can lie with her behind near  the edge of the bed, legs straight up and crossed. He can stand in front of her and use his hands to cross and uncross her legs. - this crossing and uncrossing is during the act? Seriously? 

The Hero: To be in this position, the woman must lie on her back pulling her knees up to her chest, feet extending up towards the ceiling. The man should kneel down thighs under her behind. - knees to the chest, as well as feet pointing up, then thighs under her behind? I just don't know...sounds like a bumpy ride.. Maybe my powers of comprehension fail me tonight. Although to be honest, I think I've been errr a hero more than a few times myself...

The Fan: The woman stands with her back to her partner in this position. She bends her knees and rests them on the edge of a chair or stool and crosses her arms on the back of the chair or on the stool to support her. This one is for those who like to take complete control or enjoy anal sex. - this one here sounds okay.. The crossing of the arms though.. How r we jigging and I'm crossing my arms? Is it me? It must be me. Women all over world are at it with neatly folded arms.

The Countertop:  It's when the woman is laying on her back on the counter or table while he enters standing. It's rough. There's pushing aside of papers, pepper shakers which add to the sense of urgency and inappropriateness. It's easy to maneuver and move the woman to slide along the counter. There is still contact. He goes deep and feels in control. It works all the way around. The keys are clothing, stuff in the way, and being in an open space. Still allows for connection while feeling dirty. It just works on so many levels. It's not about acrobats. It's about context. - Seriously? What countertop? What papers? What context? With a house full of people? 


The Willow Tree is known for its flexibility. It's often described as one of the most flexible trees in nature. No elements nor winds can break it. Therein lies the key to its longevity, it's flexibility.  How flexible are we to life's changes or challenges? How willing are we to try new experiences? Flexibility is a major health and success factor. Limited stress and  openness to new possibilities.

So, be it between the sheets, in the board room or the work hallways, practice flexibility and see where it leads. It might not be all that bad...Be flexible enough to try it. Give it a go!

Later
Jay.